Bubbleworld dick

"Los Angeles International Airport. I'd like to reserve a car for 2 days starting tomorrow. Discount,  AAA.. Sorry?   Maybe I'll just...let me confirm it...rent a car from Budget. That's per day or total?  I'd better call back.

Is this Enterprise in 1000 Oaks?  Ok, ummmm...what would it be to rent an economy car for 2 days...just the lowest rate.  I will....see you tomorrow.

Hello?  Huh?  Ummmm...yeah it looks like tomorrow..probably if you want to go to Monty's...I have to go to Hurley...want to go see a Woody Allen...we still goin' to Yellowstone?  Is that confirmed?  Looks like Patagonia is out..."

--all from same serial cellphone violator guy, Malibu Kitchen, Malibu, CA, 9.16.13, 3:32 p.m.

RudeBeachMommy

"That's a good song can you sing it to me?  Did you have a good day at school?  Do you want to go back again tomorrow?  That's awesome.  Wow that's awesome honey you sound great.. I'm SO glad school is fun.."

-Blonde woman speaking to her child (on speaker no less), Malibu Kitchen, Malibu, CA, 9.16.13, 3:17 p.m.

Starbucks voice of idiocy

 

"Did you do good in school today?  How'd you know?  Did I have a Starbucks voice? Did you have fun in school today?  All right...sounds like funnnnn..!"

--woman in Starbucks, La Canada, CA, 6:48 p.m., 9.11.13

lotto leaning lady

"What do you mean you don't know me?  This isn't a guessing game, like playing the fucking lotto!"

--Woman carrying two cups of coffee, holding cellphone in place by leaning her head against her shoulder the entire time she was in the store.  7-11, Lakeview Terrace, CA, 7/25/13, 1:20 p.m.

"Hello?  I'll text you...the Starbucks it's right next to the subway.  Got like no clothes at my house. Sorry bro.  Not my fault dude.  You know it you totally know it."

--young man in Starbucks, La Canada, CA, 7.8.13, 5:09 p.m.

what...ever

"I'll support you, I'll go fishing, i'll look good I'll smell good, whatever you 
want.."--Woman in CVS, Montrose, CA, 6/27/13, 1:05 a.m.

"He's really terrible when it comes to problem solving.  Maybe you need to reach 
out and call your husband...now he really blew it..why would he want his 
daughter to come and play...definitely not over an answering machine like 
that..but don't air the laundry like that on the machine, and be like, the 
friendship's over.  I just feel bad fir Holly...because now she'll tell other 
people, and they'll say, 'Holly's dad said this.'"

--woman outside Bean Town, Sierra Madre, Ca, 2-18-13, 4:48 p.m.