"No way...no he's not! Girl, he's fucking weird! It's a party there? Girl whatcha doing..our last resort. Better call him...oh no way, I'm such a bitch. He likes you...just text him, hurry!"
--young woman WORKING at Zeli Coffee, La Canada, CA, 5/9/14, 6:30 p.m.
She was on speakerphone at the time.
