Bubbleworld dick

"Los Angeles International Airport. I'd like to reserve a car for 2 days starting tomorrow. Discount,  AAA.. Sorry?   Maybe I'll just...let me confirm it...rent a car from Budget. That's per day or total?  I'd better call back.

Is this Enterprise in 1000 Oaks?  Ok, ummmm...what would it be to rent an economy car for 2 days...just the lowest rate.  I will....see you tomorrow.

Hello?  Huh?  Ummmm...yeah it looks like tomorrow..probably if you want to go to Monty's...I have to go to Hurley...want to go see a Woody Allen...we still goin' to Yellowstone?  Is that confirmed?  Looks like Patagonia is out..."

--all from same serial cellphone violator guy, Malibu Kitchen, Malibu, CA, 9.16.13, 3:32 p.m.

RudeBeachMommy

"That's a good song can you sing it to me?  Did you have a good day at school?  Do you want to go back again tomorrow?  That's awesome.  Wow that's awesome honey you sound great.. I'm SO glad school is fun.."

-Blonde woman speaking to her child (on speaker no less), Malibu Kitchen, Malibu, CA, 9.16.13, 3:17 p.m.

Starbucks voice of idiocy

 

"Did you do good in school today?  How'd you know?  Did I have a Starbucks voice? Did you have fun in school today?  All right...sounds like funnnnn..!"

--woman in Starbucks, La Canada, CA, 6:48 p.m., 9.11.13